2 Samuel 18

1 Then David reviewed his troops and appointed over them commanders of thousands and of hundreds.

2 He sent out the troops, a third under Joab, a third under Joab’s brother Abishai son of Zeruiah, and a third under Ittai the Gittite. And the king said to the troops, “I will surely march out with you as well.”

3 But the people pleaded, “You must not go out! For if we have to flee, they will not care about us. Even if half of us die, they will not care. But you are worth ten thousand of us. It is better now if you support us from the city.”

4 “I will do whatever seems best to you,” the king replied. So he stood beside the gate, while all the troops marched out by hundreds and by thousands.

5 Now the king had commanded Joab, Abishai, and Ittai, “Treat the young man Absalom gently for my sake.” And all the people heard the king’s orders to each of the commanders regarding Absalom.

6 So David’s army marched into the field to engage Israel, and the battle took place in the forest of Ephraim.

7 There the people of Israel were defeated by David’s servants, and the slaughter was great that day—twenty thousand men.

8 The battle spread over the whole countryside, and that day the forest devoured more people than the sword.

9 Now Absalom was riding on his mule when he met the servants of David, and as the mule went under the thick branches of a large oak, Absalom’s head was caught fast in the tree. The mule under him kept going, so that he was suspended in midair.

10 When one of the men saw this, he told Joab, “I just saw Absalom hanging in an oak tree!”

11 “You just saw him!” Joab exclaimed. “Why did you not strike him to the ground right there? I would have given you ten shekels of silver and a warrior’s belt!”

12 The man replied, “Even if a thousand shekels of silver were weighed out into my hands, I would not raise my hand against the son of the king. For we heard the king command you and Abishai and Ittai, ‘Protect the young man Absalom for my sake.’

13 If I had jeopardized my own life—and nothing is hidden from the king—you would have abandoned me.”

14 But Joab declared, “I am not going to wait like this with you!” And he took three spears in his hand and thrust them through the heart of Absalom while he was still alive in the oak tree.

15 And ten young men who carried Joab’s armor surrounded Absalom, struck him, and killed him.

16 Then Joab blew the ram’s horn, and the troops broke off their pursuit of Israel because Joab had restrained them.

17 They took Absalom, cast him into a large pit in the forest, and piled a huge mound of stones over him. Meanwhile, all the Israelites fled, each to his home.

18 During his lifetime, Absalom had set up for himself a pillar in the King’s Valley, for he had said, “I have no son to preserve the memory of my name.” So he gave the pillar his name, and to this day it is called Absalom’s Monument.

19 Then Ahimaaz son of Zadok said, “Please let me run and tell the king the good news that the LORD has avenged him of his enemies.”

20 But Joab replied, “You are not the man to take good news today. You may do it another day, but you must not do so today, because the king’s son is dead.”

21 So Joab said to a Cushite, “Go, tell the king what you have seen.” The Cushite bowed to Joab and took off running.

22 Ahimaaz son of Zadok, however, persisted and said to Joab, “No matter what, please let me also run behind the Cushite!” “My son,” Joab replied, “why do you want to run, since you will not receive a reward?”

23 “No matter what, I want to run!” he replied. “Then run!” Joab told him. So Ahimaaz ran by way of the plain and outran the Cushite.

24 Now David was sitting between the two gates when the watchman went up to the roof of the gateway by the wall, looked out, and saw a man running alone.

25 So he called out and told the king. “If he is alone,” the king replied, “he bears good news.” As the first runner drew near,

26 the watchman saw another man running, and he called out to the gatekeeper, “Look! Another man is running alone!” “This one also brings good news,” said the king.

27 The watchman said, “The first man appears to me to be running like Ahimaaz son of Zadok.” “This is a good man,” said the king. “He comes with good news.”

28 Then Ahimaaz called out to the king, “All is well!” And he bowed facedown before the king. He continued, “Blessed be the LORD your God! He has delivered up the men who raised their hands against my lord the king.”

29 The king asked, “Is the young man Absalom all right?” And Ahimaaz replied, “When Joab sent the king’s servant and your servant, I saw a great tumult, but I do not know what it was.”

30 “Move aside,” said the king, “and stand here.” So he stepped aside.

31 Just then the Cushite came and said, “May my lord the king hear the good news: Today the LORD has avenged you of all who rose up against you!”

32 The king asked the Cushite, “Is the young man Absalom all right?” And the Cushite replied, “May the enemies of my lord the king and all who rise up against you to harm you be like that young man.”

33 The king was shaken and went up to the chamber over the gate and wept. And as he walked, he cried out, “O my son Absalom! My son, my son Absalom! If only I had died instead of you, O Absalom, my son, my son!”

1 ¶ And David numbered the people that [were] with him, and set captains of thousands and captains of hundreds over them.

2 And David sent forth a third part of the people under the hand of Joab, and a third part under the hand of Abishai the son of Zeruiah, Joab's brother, and a third part under the hand of Ittai the Gittite. And the king said unto the people, I will surely go forth with you myself also.

3 But the people answered, Thou shalt not go forth: for if we flee away, they will not care for us; neither if half of us die, will they care for us: but now [thou art] worth ten thousand of us: therefore now [it is] better that thou succour us out of the city.

4 And the king said unto them, What seemeth you best I will do. And the king stood by the gate side, and all the people came out by hundreds and by thousands.

5 And the king commanded Joab and Abishai and Ittai, saying, [Deal] gently for my sake with the young man, [even] with Absalom. And all the people heard when the king gave all the captains charge concerning Absalom.

6 So the people went out into the field against Israel: and the battle was in the wood of Ephraim;

7 Where the people of Israel were slain before the servants of David, and there was there a great slaughter that day of twenty thousand [men].

8 For the battle was there scattered over the face of all the country: and the wood devoured more people that day than the sword devoured.

9 ¶ And Absalom met the servants of David. And Absalom rode upon a mule, and the mule went under the thick boughs of a great oak, and his head caught hold of the oak, and he was taken up between the heaven and the earth; and the mule that [was] under him went away.

10 And a certain man saw [it], and told Joab, and said, Behold, I saw Absalom hanged in an oak.

11 And Joab said unto the man that told him, And, behold, thou sawest [him], and why didst thou not smite him there to the ground? and I would have given thee ten [shekels] of silver, and a girdle.

12 And the man said unto Joab, Though I should receive a thousand [shekels] of silver in mine hand, [yet] would I not put forth mine hand against the king's son: for in our hearing the king charged thee and Abishai and Ittai, saying, Beware that none [touch] the young man Absalom.

13 Otherwise I should have wrought falsehood against mine own life: for there is no matter hid from the king, and thou thyself wouldest have set thyself against [me].

14 Then said Joab, I may not tarry thus with thee. And he took three darts in his hand, and thrust them through the heart of Absalom, while he [was] yet alive in the midst of the oak.

15 And ten young men that bare Joab's armour compassed about and smote Absalom, and slew him.

16 And Joab blew the trumpet, and the people returned from pursuing after Israel: for Joab held back the people.

17 And they took Absalom, and cast him into a great pit in the wood, and laid a very great heap of stones upon him: and all Israel fled every one to his tent.

18 Now Absalom in his lifetime had taken and reared up for himself a pillar, which [is] in the king's dale: for he said, I have no son to keep my name in remembrance: and he called the pillar after his own name: and it is called unto this day, Absalom's place.

19 ¶ Then said Ahimaaz the son of Zadok, Let me now run, and bear the king tidings, how that the LORD hath avenged him of his enemies.

20 And Joab said unto him, Thou shalt not bear tidings this day, but thou shalt bear tidings another day: but this day thou shalt bear no tidings, because the king's son is dead.

21 Then said Joab to Cushi, Go tell the king what thou hast seen. And Cushi bowed himself unto Joab, and ran.

22 Then said Ahimaaz the son of Zadok yet again to Joab, But howsoever, let me, I pray thee, also run after Cushi. And Joab said, Wherefore wilt thou run, my son, seeing that thou hast no tidings ready?

23 But howsoever, [said he], let me run. And he said unto him, Run. Then Ahimaaz ran by the way of the plain, and overran Cushi.

24 And David sat between the two gates: and the watchman went up to the roof over the gate unto the wall, and lifted up his eyes, and looked, and behold a man running alone.

25 And the watchman cried, and told the king. And the king said, If he [be] alone, [there is] tidings in his mouth. And he came apace, and drew near.

26 And the watchman saw another man running: and the watchman called unto the porter, and said, Behold [another] man running alone. And the king said, He also bringeth tidings.

27 And the watchman said, Me thinketh the running of the foremost is like the running of Ahimaaz the son of Zadok. And the king said, He [is] a good man, and cometh with good tidings.

28 And Ahimaaz called, and said unto the king, All is well. And he fell down to the earth upon his face before the king, and said, Blessed [be] the LORD thy God, which hath delivered up the men that lifted up their hand against my lord the king.

29 And the king said, Is the young man Absalom safe? And Ahimaaz answered, When Joab sent the king's servant, and [me] thy servant, I saw a great tumult, but I knew not what [it was].

30 And the king said [unto him], Turn aside, [and] stand here. And he turned aside, and stood still.

31 And, behold, Cushi came; and Cushi said, Tidings, my lord the king: for the LORD hath avenged thee this day of all them that rose up against thee.

32 And the king said unto Cushi, Is the young man Absalom safe? And Cushi answered, The enemies of my lord the king, and all that rise against thee to do [thee] hurt, be as [that] young man [is].

33 And the king was much moved, and went up to the chamber over the gate, and wept: and as he went, thus he said, O my son Absalom, my son, my son Absalom! would God I had died for thee, O Absalom, my son, my son!

1 And David numbered the people that were with him, and set captains over them a thousand and an hundred.

2 And he sent out of the people a third part under Joab, and a third part under Abishai the son of Zeruiah, Joab's brother, and a third part under Ithai the Gittite. And the king said unto the people, I will go out with you also.

3 And the people said, Thou shalt not go out: for though we flee, or half of us die, they will not take us: for thou art as though our number were ten thousand: now therefore it is better that thou shouldest help us out of the city.

4 And the king said unto them: What ye please, that will I do. And the king stood at the gate, and all the people went out by hundreds and by thousands.

5 And the king commanded Joab, and Abishai, and Ithai, saying, Deal cleanly with the lad Absalom. And all the people heard it, when the king commanded all the captains about Absalom.

6 And it came to pass, when the people were come out into the field to meet Israel, that the battle arose in the forest of Ephraim.

7 And the people of Israel were smitten there before the servants of David: and there was a great slaughter that day, twenty thousand men.

8 And there was the battle scattered abroad in all the land: and the forest devoured more people by day than the sword devoured.

9 And Absalom met David's servants, and rode upon a jaw. And when the mouth was come under a great thick oak, he hanged his head upon the oak, and hovered between heaven and earth: but his mouth ran out from under him.

10 And when a man saw it, he told Joab, saying, Behold, I saw Absalom hanging on an oak.

11 And Joab said unto the man that told him, Behold, sawest thou this? Why didst thou not smite him there to the ground? then would I have given thee of me ten pieces of silver, and a girdle.

12 And the man said unto Joab: If thou hadst weighed a thousand pieces of silver in my hand, Yet would I not have laid my hand upon the king's son. For the king commanded thee, and Abishai, and Ithai, in our ears, saying, Beware lest any man hurt the lad Absalom.

13 Or if I had done any thing wrong in my way, because nothing is hid from the king, thou thyself wouldest have stood against me.

14 And Joab said: I cannot tarry with thee so long. And Joab took three spears in his hand, and thrust them into Absalom's heart, while he yet lived by the oak.

15 And ten lads, Joab's armourbearers, went about, and smote him to death.

16 And Joab blew a trumpet, and brought the people again, that they should not pursue after Israel: for Joab would spare the people.

17 And they took Absalom, and cast him into the wood into a great pit, and laid a very great heap of stones upon him. And all Israel fled every man to his tent.

18 And Absalom had set up a pillar for him, while he was yet alive, which is in the king's own land. For he said: I have no son: therefore this shall be the memorial of my name: and he called the pillar after his name, and it is called Absalom's room unto this day.

19 And Ahimaaz the son of Zadok said, Let me run, I pray thee, and proclaim unto the king that the LORD hath delivered him out of the hand of his enemies.

20 And Joab said unto him, Thou bringest no good tidings this day. One day thou shalt bring tidings, and to day thou shalt not: for the king's son is dead.

21 And Joab said unto Chuzi, Go and tell the king what thou hast seen. And Chuzi worshipped Joab, and ran.

22 And Ahimaaz the son of Zadok said again unto Joab: How if I also run after Chuzi? And Joab said, What wilt thou run after, my son? Come hither, thou wilt not bring good tidings.

23 How if I run? He said unto him, Run then. So Ahimaaz ran straightway, and came before Chusi.

24 And David sat between two gates. And the watchman went up to the roof of the gate that was by the wall, and lifted up his eyes, and saw a man walking by himself.

25 And he called and told the king. And the king said: If he be alone, good tidings are in his mouth. And when the same went and came near,

26 And the watchman saw another man running, and called into the gate, and said, Behold, a man runneth alone. And the king said, He also is a good messenger.

27 And the watchman said: I see the first course as the course of Ahimaaz the son of Zadok. And the king said, He is a good man, and bringeth good tidings.

28 And Ahimaaz called, and said unto the king: Peace! And he worshipped before the king upon his face to the earth, saying, Blessed be the LORD thy God, which hath delivered up the men that lifted up their hand against my lord the king.

29 And the king said, Is it well with the lad Absalom? And Ahimaaz said: I saw a great tumult, when Joab the king's servant sent me thy servant; and I know not what it was.

30 And the king said, Go about, and stand there. And he went about, and stood there.

31 And, behold, Chuzi came and said, Here is good tidings, my lord the king. The LORD hath avenged thee this day from the hand of all them that rebelled against thee.

32 And the king said unto Chushi, Is it well with the lad Absalom? And Chushi said, Let it be to all the enemies of my lord the king, as it is to the lad, and to do evil to all that rise up against thee.

33 And the king was grieved, and went into the hall of the gate, and wept: and as he went, he said, My son Absalom, my son, my son Absalom. Would to God that I should die for thee! O Absalom, my son, my son!